exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via lamerevolution)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: boops boops in a bucket

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: boops boops in a bucket

(via heythemkenwey)

wellthatsjustgreat:

5 years of “Well, That’s Just Great!
Originally posted March, 7, 2010
wellthatsjustgreat:
I have never seen anything in such desperate need of punctuation.
“Don’t Work OK Samuel”
I really have no idea what this means.
Some options:
Don’t work OK, Samuel
Samuel I am addressing you directly so you know that this tap “don’t work OK.” Perhaps one day it will, Samuel.

Don’t work OK. (Sincerely) Samuel
Thank you for the information, Samuel. Thanks to you I now know that this tap “don’t work OK.”

Don’t work. OK. Samuel.
This don’t work. This note informs Samuel as much.
Time passes.
Samuel comes. Makes it work. Let’s us know it’s OK. Signs his name with pride.

Don’t work. OK? Samuel?
You work too hard, Samuel. Can’t you just agree to have a soda and stop working for awhile? Come on, Samuel. Saaaaaamuuuuuuuel?

Don’t work, OK Samuel.
Don’t you dare work, Oklahoma Samuel. Just keep riding out of town, pardner.

God, I need a hobby.
Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

5 years of “Well, That’s Just Great!

Originally posted March, 7, 2010

wellthatsjustgreat:

I have never seen anything in such desperate need of punctuation.

“Don’t Work OK Samuel”

I really have no idea what this means.

Some options:

  • Don’t work OK, Samuel
    • Samuel I am addressing you directly so you know that this tap “don’t work OK.” Perhaps one day it will, Samuel.
  • Don’t work OK. (Sincerely) Samuel
    • Thank you for the information, Samuel. Thanks to you I now know that this tap “don’t work OK.”
  • Don’t work. OK. Samuel.
    • This don’t work. This note informs Samuel as much.
    • Time passes.
    • Samuel comes. Makes it work. Let’s us know it’s OK. Signs his name with pride.
  • Don’t work. OK? Samuel?
    • You work too hard, Samuel. Can’t you just agree to have a soda and stop working for awhile? Come on, Samuel. Saaaaaamuuuuuuuel?
  • Don’t work, OK Samuel.
    • Don’t you dare work, Oklahoma Samuel. Just keep riding out of town, pardner.

God, I need a hobby.

Ag

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

(via assassinbabymama)

zaughty:

This is so cute

zaughty:

This is so cute

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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