whatsshecalled:

"There are glowing arrows in the sky. You can’t see them. I do."
Just a thing I did on my phone on the bus home. I like to think that Steve would try and show Janice the glowing arrows. She probably wouldn’t see them herself but she would at least pretend to for the sake of her stepdad.

whatsshecalled:

"There are glowing arrows in the sky. You can’t see them. I do."
Just a thing I did on my phone on the bus home. I like to think that Steve would try and show Janice the glowing arrows. She probably wouldn’t see them herself but she would at least pretend to for the sake of her stepdad.

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masterhocuspocus:

Nintendo fans in the beginning of September:

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Nintendo fans in the ending of September:

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yarrum:

judgeanon:

thecomicsvault:

"TELL TALE COMIC STRIP BALLOONS"
Art by Bob Clark
Words by Don Edwing 
MAD Magazine #160 (July 1973)

This is all kinds of great.

Ah, Mad.

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Hemingway

literarystarbucks:

Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.

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asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

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sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

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